diff --git a/ennstatus/templates/root/index.html b/ennstatus/templates/root/index.html
--- a/ennstatus/templates/root/index.html
+++ b/ennstatus/templates/root/index.html
@@ -27,6 +27,10 @@
     </blockquote>
   </div>
   <div class="col-md-3">
+    <blockquote>
+      <a href="https://martianhumorist.me/" target="blank"><h2 class="text-center">You have something to hide!</h2></a>
+      <footer>The Martian Humorist</footer>
+    </blockquote>
   </div>
   <div class="col-md-6">
     <p>
@@ -43,6 +47,6 @@
       <p>
         By bouncing your communications around a distributed network of relays run by volunteers all around the world, it prevents somebody watching your Internet connection from learning what sites you visit, and it prevents the sites you visit from learning your physical location.
       </p>
-      <h2><a href="https://torproject.lu"><span class="label label-info">Learn more about Tor</span></a></h2>
+      <h2><a href="http://torproject.lu" target="blank"><span class="label label-info">Learn more about Tor</span></a></h2>
   </div>
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